The division head (male) after a big and well run conference I had organised to my team and me (all female): Well done, girls.
A public figure in Scotland on land ownership (I’m paraphrasing): Is it fair that most of Scotland’s land is owned by very few people? Maybe not, but is it fair that your wife is prettier than mine? Or that this guy wins the lottery and I don’t?
Bike shop guy to me after I told him that I rather fix my bike myself than pay 5 quid for him to do it: Maybe you can ask a gentleman friend to change your tyre for you.